just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Help. Why am I so naked?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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