You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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