We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
