Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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