You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I didn't notice because vodka
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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