It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
