i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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