Is it normal to miss your booty call?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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