there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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