So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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