Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I need to align my fucking chakras
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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