Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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