So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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