I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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