question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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