Can Purell be used as lube?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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