I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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