I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I want to stick my p in your. b.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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