Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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