Sry I called you an 8
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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