Just cropdusted the office
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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