there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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