? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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