Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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