why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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