i think i have herpe
just one?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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