why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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