No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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