Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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