i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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