Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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