You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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