can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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