do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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