i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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