I look better un-naked...
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
