I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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