is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
try to milk me bitch
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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