Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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