help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
pop tarts are not kleenex
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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