Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Randomize
