i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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