Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He passed out mid-signature
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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