Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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