the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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