that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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