she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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