His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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