We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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