Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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