How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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